February 2012
So I'm a bit tired at the moment,
I really need to get more sleep…
Holy shit,
My dad sneezes so bloody loud. I can hear him from the other end of the house.
I’m pretty sure all asian dads sneeze or snore this loudly though.
When you're about to do something whack:
You: This ain't gonna hurt one bit!
You: AHHH FUCK THIS SHIT KILLS AHHHH I'M DYING SOMEBODY SAVE ME
Anonymous asked: what do you think of girls with a few make up on?
I used to get hugs all the time,
And now I can count myself lucky if I do get any.
Free hugs for the hug-deprived?
Me: I'll be on top
My Bed:
Me: Shh don't speak
the way I type on tumblr: assntitties lololol rkejwhlkjdhlwkjerhwer I can't even with all these feels
the way I write for class: Under this assumption, it is safe to dictate in a clear and particularly concise way that the author not only felt the need to illustrate the background surrounding the mortifying, yet tragic, action that pushes forward the engaging plot, but also the background of the reader's very own heart.
ustolemypie replied to your post: ustolemypie replied to your chat: What Year 12 is…
AWWWW cute! :3 dw, not missing out on much over here hahah Uni is already stressful and I haven’t even started. Plus, it’s so hard not to plagarise stuff.. the guide took me like 40mins to read LOL
Yea, my sis told me that she’d rather do Year 12 again than do uni…and lab reports are so bitchy...
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ustolemypie replied to your chat: What Year 12 is like so far:
dude i miss year 12. it’s so sad :(
You know I was meant to be in your year level? I stayed down in Prep because I was a fob LOL
When you say something that sounds dirty when it...
itotallyrelate:
What Year 12 is like so far:
Me: Okay, when I get home, I've got to do all the all the Addition of Ordinates questions from Essentials, hopefully write some Biology notes, do some Chemistry questions and read some French. Gonna work from 6-9.30
Me: Yay, finished Addition of Ordinates. Now to write some Biology.
Me: You know what, what's the point of writing notes...I've already got really good ones downloaded.
Me: Shit, I didn't bring my periodic table home. Now I can't do Chemistry. Actually I cbf downloading one too.
Me: Shit, I left my French book at school..
Me: God, I have done literally nothing what is there to dooo
You know what's attractive?
thistellsatale:
tiredofstupidshitlikeyou:
Smart guys. Guys that try in school. Guys that actually care about their future. Guys with goals and ambitions. Yeah, that’s a major plus.
fkjghakjfhdkfuh like yeeee.
Same applies for chicks
These kids, what is this?
Tiny little Year 9: Move retards!
Year 12s: Excuse me do you know who you're talking to
Year 12s: We will destroy you
No.
Fed representative: Congratulations! The Australian Electorate Commission has recently advised that you have recently become eligible to vote for the first time.
Me: Fuck off, I'm not voting for you.
Younger students:
Year 7/8/9s: omg i have to study for my algebra and quadratic test and read my english book, life is so tough!! :(
Me: Bitch, shut the fuck up I have a fucking mt everest of sacs on calculus, NMR spectroscopy, immunlogy and language analysis, 2 mid-years to study for in between my sacs and 50 bio and chem prac exams to do, wait until you're in VCE pal
have you ever sat in class and listened to the conversations around you and realize that you are the smartest person in the room
Or the dumbest
Big muscles don't mean shit if you're an airhead,
Sure, you may get the girls drooling over your body, but you’ll piss them off very quickly with your stupidity.
If you want any chance at all in making them stay, remember, intelligence is always the best trait to have.
Suddenly I feel bad at everything once again,
Feeling dumb, feeling weak, feeling like a failure, feeling like all the confidence within has just completely drained out of my system.
It’s just a phase I suppose, which has happened many times now, but I feel very dumb compared to everybody else at the moment, and I also feel like somebody who’s too careless.
But even if everybody’s higher up the cliff, I’ll keep...
Some people fucking piss me off.
My ankle kinda hurts a little,
Think I leapt wayyyy too hard off my right foot for long jump…my ankle feels pretty strained. I’m slightly limping.
Ow.
There's one person who completely changes how you...
They’re the black sheep that drove you to frustration and exhaustion. You can’t stop thinking about them, and what happened in the past between you guys. In the end you’re just left feeling angry, bitter and cynical to them. And you’re always thinking why in the hell you decided to become friends with them.
Months after my friendships died, I’m still, perhaps even...
me: -trying to sleep-
brain: lol no. remember that embarrassing moment that happened to you today.
brain: oh, you also forgot to do your homework.
brain: no one will ever love you.
brain: you have to pee.
Caught up
n-complex:
I think people now tend to rush into relationships without the basic foundations to make a good one last. It’s more to do with an idea, of how an ideal relationship for them would be, & not with who it may be with, I think that’s today’s mentality.
Before even assessing whether someone is worth it, or even if it would work, people already have the “I want us to work” mentality...
It really annoys me how judgemental people are,
People who assume and jump to conclusions with haste…bloody pathetic.
It’s said that the persona we present ourselves as is just an illusion to hide our insecurity from other people, and the only time you’ll ever see your true self is when you look in the mirror alone.
Sure, appearances might leave impressions on you. But impressions aren’t good enough to draw definite...
Oh dear Biology,
It’s kinda sucky when you’re juggling 5 subjects + UMAT and you’re in a class with so many keen Year 11s who actually have the time to study…
Gotta lift the game and be more keeeen
The secret to being happy
narvaezken:
Is to never rely on anyone else for it
I FUCKING HATE PRECISE GRAPH SKETCHING
Me doing Essentials:
“FUCKING HELL MY SCALE’S TOO BIG NOW I CAN’T MAKE THIS FUCKING HYPERBOLA/TRUNCUS/BULLSHIT GRAPH SYMMETRICAL FUCK THERE’S A KINK ON THIS GRAPH GOTTA RUB IT OUT LIKE 10 TIMES BEFORE I CAN DRAW PERFECTLY OH SHIT THE GRAPH LOOKS LIKE IT’S FUCKING PARALLEL TO THE ASYMPTOTE, OH SHIT NOW IT’LL CRASH INTO THE ASYMPTOTE, FUCK THE GRAPH LOOKS LIKE...
A lot of shit bothers me, but I never say...
The word "sorry"
waasian:
There’s nothing I hate more than that word. People think just because they say sorry once or a million times it’s going to make a difference. It’s like people think they can do anything, as long as you say those words. Well it’s not like that for me. If you’re sorry to me I’ll say “What you did is not okay, but thanks for saying sorry anyways.” I like to make people feel bad for what...
