January 2011
That awkward moment when you throw a grenade at...
jizzwurthy:
abcdomo
I don't have that many real friends.
sweetcaramela:
Most of the people I know are just acquaintances, especially at my school. Sure, I say hello, hug, and high five them, but I don’t actually know them, and they don’t know me. For some reason though, there are some people that enjoy talking shit about me behind my back. Cute, right? They don’t even understand/know how I am, how my life is. This is why I don’t trust that many people...
There's only 6 days until Chinese New Year.
And there’s only 7 days until Year 11 begins to snatch away all the time I have.
Crap.
When people argue via Facebook status.
br0itsmaryjane:
The truth is, I'm one of those few people who...
I love my grandma.
She’s seriously one of the most hardworking grans on the planet.
Although she’s 77 (zomg two 7s!11!!one), she still cooks dinner everyday, and she can drive.
LIKE DUDE. SHE CAN DRIVE. And she passed her driver’s test when she was 60.
I have to admit though, sometimes I do feel unsafe in the car with her (because she might be driving too slowly or she’ll forget to...
The hardest thing to do is to say “it’s ok”.
To say “ok” and to forgive those who have torn away our trust.
Keeping past grudges against the people who have perhaps stolen everything we could have ever wished for, against the people who have made life nothing but an endless torture, will only shallowly mask the pain of the past.
Keeping past grudges only provides more sources of fuel for the fire in our hearts to burn, and when our hearts...
"Want to hear a joke about my cock? actually,...
exceedinglypeculiar:
Want to hear a joke about my vagina? Actually, nevermind you won’t get it.
that awkward moment when you don't know if a car...
acciorupertgrint:
i’m usually like
10 things that annoy me on Facebook.
I love Facebook and I hate Facebook. Why do I hate it? Because of:
1) The people who update their status saying good night at 9am. Alright mate, you’re pretty cool because you’ve stayed up all night. Normally these are the people that also say “wh0’s up?!” at three in the morning. Seriously, it’s three in the morning, nobody except “fully sick...
That moment when
A female tells another female she looks pretty :
A male tells another man he’s handsome looking :
Back in the day when we were only kids.
Our neighbors are being annoying.
I’m only referring to the kids though, because every morning, at precisely 8, I get woken up by them screaming in the backyard or kicking a footy onto our rooftop. Why do they scream? God knows. But after all, they are only around seven years old and are only innocently having fun, so I forgive them.
I remember when I was a little six year old kid.
Back then I had...
perfectlywrong asked: LMAOO oi cool kid look who made tumblr ayee~~ and you said tumblr was gay! HMPH
nice theme btw :D :D
nice theme btw :D :D
paperhentai asked: HEY LOSER,
WELCOME TO TUMBLR. :DD
WELCOME TO TUMBLR. :DD
When it's so hot and the AC doesn't work.
Not exactly the most pleasant feeling, is it?
When people look at you eat.
aksand-toes:
You’re looking at them like:
But in your head you’re like:
story of my life.